10 BEST HUMOROUS DIETING JOKES TO BOOST YOUR MOTIVATION

Burning the fat around your belly and neck takes up massive effort, belief, and discipline. A fair amount of consistency in exercising and nutrition intake is crucial in this process, and while most people tend to try out, a few of them successfully achieve a healthy weight.

If the fear of failure haunts you, remember that it’s natural and you’re not alone! We were one of those who’d give up fairly quickly, so we’re guilty of it. But at times, a little humor made both of us realize why we began to exercise at first. Dieting doesn’t have to be painful.

So in this post, we’ve collected ten funniest jokes about the Weight loss journey that we’re pretty sure will give you some laughter and energy for the rest of the day.

“If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.” EDGAR WATSON HOWE

Related:

10 Quotes that will motivate you to lose weight with pictures

1. Weight-loss forum

Ever been a participant in a weight-loss forum? I’ve been, and I know how much time consuming the chit chats can be.

2. See Food Diet

When everyone on the fitness community groups, our friends, and even our trainer advise us to add Fish in a Healthy Diet Plan, we See food! (Not a Seafood!).

3. Come on, Mosquitoes!

When I see a mosquito flying all around my room, I get angry! Like why do they suck blood! What’s so impressive about it?

4. Define Calories

When we read the definition of ‘Calories’ marked on the little corner of our mind. 

5. What would you like?

OK, so we’re at KFC because our friends are here. We can’t be lonely eaters all the time! We’re hungry! we’re on a diet!

6. A bag of Chips

OK! So the brutal reality is that we’ve had the bag of chips with 90% of Air and 10% of the actual crinkle Golden Chips! 

7. The Relationship problems

You may have experienced the laziness to exercise quite a few times. Maybe we should build a stronger relationship with our knees

8. Best exercise for Hairdressers

When it comes to hairdressers, we always wonder about their favorite moves in the gym. So, here is the answer:

9. The secret to impress

Ever thought money has the power to impress? 

10. Money problems

When someone’s broke, and blames on everything. Real, running is quite an exhausting work!

We hope that you had that little moment of laugh while reading this post.

If it was, do let us know in the comments.

Please SHARE it with your friends!

Author: SanAsh

Hi! We're Sana and Ashar, and welcome to our Health+lifestyle blog. We're a couple from Australia who are hoping to inspire people to adopt and maintain a Healthy Lifestyle. HEALTHY BODY, HAPPY MIND!!

10 thoughts

  1. I loved all these jokes. Well done. Much needed too. I’ve gained weight in lockdown. I’m the heaviest I have ever been. Started exercising today, so this came at the right time. 🀣🀣🀣

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s